Mom

I called my mom today because my brother is staying with her and I wanted to wish him a happy birthday. I ask mom what was she doing. She said she was watching a TV show called "Mobile Home Makeovers". They go to trailers and redecorate them.

I had to ask, I couldn't help myself. "Mom, are you watching the Redneck Channel, again?" [Country Music Television]

I couldn't resist the obvious follow - up question: "Are you next week's feature?"

She laughed..... but then said "Shut up!" Then she said something I dare not write...... LOL

She then told James to come get the phone. What was really funny was that James also asked her about the Redneck Channel right after I did.

Happy 45th Birthday, James.